We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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