naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?