I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
