We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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