Christians are straight up FREAKS
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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