Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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