I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
