maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I see more hoeing in ur future
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