Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
