mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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