I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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