tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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