OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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