She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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