This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
she looked like the before picture.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I think your dad took our porno
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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