Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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