Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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