Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
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god, I love you
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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