is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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