Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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