can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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