You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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