The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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