i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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