Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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