Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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