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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Jan 7, 13 at 7:38pm

    OP, kudos for double fisting in the shower! That's awesome. However one should never do any downstairs alterations while under the influence. First of all it will end up looking like shit but more importantly, you don't want a razor that close to you clit after you've been double fisting! Unless you never want to have another orgasm again, WVER!

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    Submitted by tduke421 on Jan 8, 13 at 12:46am

    wow donkey lips sounds like a jerk off.

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    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Jan 7, 13 at 9:16pm

    DonkeyCunt - it's called sarcasm

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    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Jan 8, 13 at 3:08pm

    Shower beers are awesome

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Jan 7, 13 at 7:35pm

    SuperSam, that's a shitty story... Really shitty, and dumb, and pointless... You should keep that to yourself. And btw, who the hell drinks coffee in the shower?? The only acceptable beverage for the shower is beer! Everyone knows that, that's why they invented shower beers and it comes in CANS!

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      Submitted by WV_kiwi on Jan 8, 13 at 10:12am

      stop writing novels, and go away

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    Submitted by Supersam1130 on Jan 7, 13 at 11:19am

    I was stoned in the shower once and I was having my shower coffee. \n\nThe cup broke and shattered on the shower floor. I froze. And all I could think was, "What is the protocol for this situation?"\n\nCoul