Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
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DonkeyCunt - it's called sarcasm
OP, kudos for double fisting in the shower! That's awesome. However one should never do any downstairs alterations while under the influence. First of all it will end up looking like shit but more importantly, you don't want a razor that close to you clit after you've been double fisting! Unless you never want to have another orgasm again, WVER!
Shower beers are awesome
wow donkey lips sounds like a jerk off.
SuperSam, that's a shitty story... Really shitty, and dumb, and pointless... You should keep that to yourself. And btw, who the hell drinks coffee in the shower?? The only acceptable beverage for the shower is beer! Everyone knows that, that's why they invented shower beers and it comes in CANS!
stop writing novels, and go away
I was stoned in the shower once and I was having my shower coffee. \n\nThe cup broke and shattered on the shower floor. I froze. And all I could think was, "What is the protocol for this situation?"\n\nCoul