Tell her she can't have a vagina
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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