When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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