but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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