Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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