Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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