He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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