What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
