Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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