Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
