You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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