Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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