bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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