I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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