walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
