she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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