i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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