O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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