When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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