Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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