Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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