How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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