Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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