im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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