thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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