Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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