the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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