He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Alive.
So much puke
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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