The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
