i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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