I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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