i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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