The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
